You've Been Pronouncing These Words All Wrong
Sorry, Speech Book, you’re doing it wrong. This is how it’s done.
You know how the k is silent in “knight”? Apparently there are half a dozen letters in here that have the opposite effect: not silent, just invisible.
I guess you have to say this one while being constipated.
I don’t know what this is, but I want to now.
Christian Bale? Is that you?
Suddenly I want a small hot-dog.
Now sing it.
This is the native pronunciation.
This is how I said it in grade school but I got in trouble for being “profane.” Bitter, party of one?
Technically, I think this was my first word.
Say this to a waiter, film his reaction, and send it to me.
This is most certainly how you’d pronounce it after drinking seven of them.