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1. Ah yesth, welcome. Pleasthe, have a stheat.

Ah yesth, pleasthe, have a stheat.

 

2. Truth.

Before coffee

 

3. Brilliant.

Brilliant

 

4. When you eat real fruit after eating Skittles.

Eating real fruit after eating skittles

 

5. Good lord.

Good lord.

 

6. I make this same face when a new season of Game of Thrones starts.

Happy kid spectator

 

7. It’s so simple!

Haven't thought of this before

 

8. HUUUHHHHhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhh.

HUHUHUHUHUHH

 

9. I wonder if I can get this at Ikea.

Ikea

 

10. The lion cubs broke into the wasp cage again…

In the wasp's cage

 

11. Just picking up some vases.

Just picking up some vases

 

12. What a great/terrifying host.

Kind fridge

 

13. ‘Merica on 3.

Merica on 3

 

14. Nope.

Nope.

 

15. AND NOW YOU DIIE.

NOW YOU DIE

 

16. WHAT.

OH MY GOD

 

17. OOOHHHH NO YOU DI’IN’T.

OOOOH WHACHU GOT

 

18. Pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

Pleasepleaseplease

 

19. Can you blame him? He’s only got three hands, people.

Under control

 

20. Oh my god.

Welp, I'm dead.

 

21. Stop.

Well now I'm dead

 

22. STOP.

Yep this pouch will do

 

23. YOU. SHALLL NOOTTT have a good commute to work if you don’t start your car a little before you leave to let it warm up.

You shall not have good commute unless you start the car earlier